Your Amazon holiday shopping may be over, but there is more than good deals to be had at the online retailer. Amazon's got a whole 'nother side, that's often hilarious and sometimes creepy. Check out the comments to some of these obscure and funny products- you'll wonder how you missed these gems on your holiday wish list:
Playmobil Security Check Point
Fav comment: "I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!""
The Mountain 10 Kittens T-Shirt
Fav comment: "When I wear clothes with kittens, I require a much higher kitten-per-inch-of-shirt count than you've offered here. Can not recommend."
Fav comment: "As an animal conservationist and body-building enthusiast there is no better way to say, "I love animals" and "My thighs are so huge and meaty I can't wear regular pants" than with these Zubaz pants."
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz - $48.09
Fav comment: "Like liquid ivory from the horn of the mythical unicorn, this silky-smooth elixir is mana from the heavens and unquestionably the lifeblood of us all. As it pours from its celestially divine, 100% recyclable 128oz ewer, you will weep tears of ecstasy as your carafe fills with its frosty, bovine nectar."
Fav comment: "I bought this product as the final ingredient for my teleportation device. Well, it worked just fine for powering up the machine, but unfortunately my cat followed my into it during a test run. Now I'm half cat! I would be OK with that, I'm fond enough of cats to be one, but now my wife left me, because, well, fluffy was fixed. I can't see my kids anymore because the judge ruled that someone who jumps out the window regularly to beat up other cats is a bad influence on children. This product has ruined my life!"
Product Description: "Avoid long lines for a cool, refreshing beverage at sporting events and parties with the WineRack, which integrates a polyurethane bladder into a comfortable sports bra."
And the totally random...
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen on Amazon?
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