Your Amazon holiday shopping may be over, but there is more than good deals to be had at the online retailer. Amazon's got a whole 'nother side, that's often hilarious and sometimes creepy. Check out the comments to some of these obscure and funny products- you'll wonder how you missed these gems on your holiday wish list:
Fav comment: "I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!""
Fav comment: "When I wear clothes with kittens, I require a much higher kitten-per-inch-of-shirt count than you've offered here. Can not recommend."
Fav comment: "As an animal conservationist and body-building enthusiast there is no better way to say, "I love animals" and "My thighs are so huge and meaty I can't wear regular pants" than with these Zubaz pants."
Fav comment: "Like liquid ivory from the horn of the mythical unicorn, this silky-smooth elixir is mana from the heavens and unquestionably the lifeblood of us all. As it pours from its celestially divine, 100% recyclable 128oz ewer, you will weep tears of ecstasy as your carafe fills with its frosty, bovine nectar."
Fav comment: "I bought this product as the final ingredient for my teleportation device. Well, it worked just fine for powering up the machine, but unfortunately my cat followed my into it during a test run. Now I'm half cat! I would be OK with that, I'm fond enough of cats to be one, but now my wife left me, because, well, fluffy was fixed. I can't see my kids anymore because the judge ruled that someone who jumps out the window regularly to beat up other cats is a bad influence on children. This product has ruined my life!"
Product Description: "Avoid long lines for a cool, refreshing beverage at sporting events and parties with the WineRack, which integrates a polyurethane bladder into a comfortable sports bra."
And the totally random...
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen on Amazon?